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I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

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Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

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Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

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Now your every wish is my command.

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That's right.

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Genie, genie from down under.

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Make my wish come true.

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Dream on.

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I wish you'd do what I want you to.

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Ah, yeah, all right.

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Dad,

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we're free!

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Logic happens to be my best subject. And
I only got a seat in my assignment.

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It's my teacher's fault. I studied
really hard.

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I did all my homework.

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Well, some of it.

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I was going to do it, but I had a lot on
my mind.

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I'm very good at logic. It's just not
right. It's not fair.

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That's why I hate school.

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Oh, that's logical.

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I wish for a meteor to hit the school
and flatten it. Won't it kill the other

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kids too?

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Oh, really bad. As if I hadn't thought
of that.

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That's why I wish for it to happen
tonight at nine o 'clock.

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Your every wish is my command.

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One catastrophe coming up.

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What about the night classes?

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Oh, really bad. As if I hadn't thought
of that.

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Oh, what's going on? Oh, we're being
pulled backwards to the past.

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Oh, as if.

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You can't leave now.

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I'm in the middle of a fish.

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Oh, gee.

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Oh, Murray gone a long way.

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I'm Penelope and... Did I?

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What do you do with a TV?

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You look at it.

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Then what do you do?

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Hey!

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Pucker!

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Funny looking pucker.

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I think it's done.

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I don't eat stuff and I don't like...

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Stop some people from getting squished.

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You're right.

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I get it. You're the master from the
future.

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The future?

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Yeah, get out. I'm the master from the
past.

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We're heading out to Murray
-Gonnalongaway's bike.

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And this is where we find the famous
bush tucker. Oh, yeah, bolt tucker out

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there.

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Excuse me for being so bold.

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Oh, you're not bold.

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I think you've got a lovely head of
hair.

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Are you Mary?

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Mary? Oh, nah, nah.

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Name's Darlene.

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more than anything, Conrad?

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Answering your undies? I don't wear
undies.

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Oh, onion -flavoured ice cream.

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What I hate more than anything is
getting conned.

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Yeah.

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But having an answer in your undies is
still pretty bad.

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Darlene conned me and they're giving her
half the business.

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Well, I've figured out a way of getting
it back.

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How are you going to do that?

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Marry her, Conrad.

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Marry her.

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You can't, future master.

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See? He's not your genie. He's mine.

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I've never seen you before.

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He's the genie from the past, see? I
woke up this morning a thousand years

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and I thought, wouldn't it be great to
see the future?

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So I made a wish, and here we all are.
Until sunset.

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What happens then?

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I made a return wish.

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At sunset, we automatically go back to
where we came from.

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Mum's cooking rutile for dinner.

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Don't want to miss out on that. Of
course not.

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Oh, no, it's Mummy. You better get
dressed. You know, dressed like

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me. I wish we were dressed like her.

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What's going on here?

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Oh, nothing. We're just playing dress
-ups.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Mummy. This is... Murray
gone long way, get I?

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a pal of mine. He's visiting from
Australia.

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Oh, well, I hope you can stay for
dinner.

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Long before sunset.

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Oh, it's at six o 'clock tonight, long
before sunset.

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I have to be at Penelope's school later
on. It's parents' evening.

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We're meeting at nine o 'clock.

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Are you going to introduce us?

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What?

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What do you mean? You know Mummy.

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I do.

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Of course we do. Yeah, we just had our
heads stuck in the past there for a

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minute. Yeah, a thousand years ago.

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So, um, what was your name again?

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Thanks for dropping in, Mommy.

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Yes.

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Murray, I have a really big favor. You
see, I made this wish for a catastrophe,

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and now Mommy's going to be squished. So
could I just borrow this just for a

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quick wish?

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That's a good one.

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How dumb do you think I am?

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Everybody's always after the apple.

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You're a master.

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Would you lend your apple to anyone?

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Yes, I do it all the time here in the
future.

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That's a good one.

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One minute Bruce says he wants to marry
me, the next he pretends he doesn't know

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me. Heartless.

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All men are heartless.

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He was wearing a dress, you think?

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Longaway site. Very ancient, very
sacred.

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Trade it with some respect, all right?
And the famous bush tucker, she is here.

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Yeah, yeah, it's all over the place.
You've just got to know where to find

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all right? And that's why I've got a
leading bush tucker expert to prime you

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for my postgrad masterclass.

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It is my pleasure to hand you over to a
foremost bush tuckerologist, Conrad von

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Meister.

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Just fake it, all right? Just stall
them. I need some time alone with

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okay? Just go and do it. You know what I
mean?

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Okay, you go and do it.

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Come here, love. I want to see you.

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Well, the thing about bush tuckeries,
you find it in the bush.

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What's going on?

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Darlene, Darlene, Darlene.

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You know, I've never told you this
before, but you've got beautiful eyes.

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Two of them.

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Come here, Darlene. I haven't finished
talking to you, honestly.

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Mummy, I really don't think you should
go to the school tonight. Don't try and

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talk me out of it, Penelope. I want to
talk to the teachers about your mum.

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Dinner is ready.

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Ah, what's taking them?

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Ah,

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delicious.

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Thank you.

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It's my mother's recipe.

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Look, I'm sorry I... I think I said the
wrong thing before.

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That's all right.

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Well, I'd really like to start from
scratch, so, um... What was your name

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Ruth?

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We'll be back for dinner, Mummy.

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Ruth, don't talk to my mother.

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You don't know it yet, but the fact is
you've hurt her.

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Dad wouldn't hurt anyone.

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He said he loved her and then he kissed
all her best friends and broke her

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heart, so you'd better not talk to her.

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That's not real either, Murray.

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Well, funny place, the future.

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Hey, future master, what do you do every
day?

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Oh, lots of things.

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I read.

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Read? What's that?

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It's a book. You read it. It's very
educational.

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Very well. It's wiggly lines. I don't
understand.

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What do you do every day?

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That. Oh. Oh, no, it's all go, go, go in
the future.

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Shopping, horse riding, tennis, parties,
shopping for parties.

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Oh, and sometimes I go to school.

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Hmm, OK.

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Let's do all that before sunset.

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Now, you cannot find Bush Tucker in a
garage, video store or hardware joint.

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You've got to find it in the bush.

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You catch my drift? You know where I'm
coming from?

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She is a vision.

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Right, you have said a mouthful.

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She is a little pearler. Twenty mile of
a gallon, air conditioning, what more

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could you ask for?

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Not any bar.

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Right.

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Very

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strange.

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Where are the gum trees?

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We don't have gum trees in Wiltshire.

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Where's that?

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Wiltshire in England.

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Here, in England. England.

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Great Britain. United Kingdom.

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Never heard of it. Have you? No.

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Must be a little place.

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Little? It's an empire.

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Well, I suppose to you it's on the other
side of the globe. What globe?

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The world. The planet.

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The world is round, you know.

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You've got a great sense of humor,
future master.

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Round.

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I'll show you some exciting English
roses if you just let me... Hey, a

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Is he always like that? Oh, yeah.

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Great, isn't he?

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Best master we ever had.

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Well, I'm better.

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You know, quite often in the future,
you're always telling me how I'm the

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master you've ever had.

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Yeah? Gee, that's something to look
forward to, isn't it?

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What kind of back is he?

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Oh, we call that a decoy.

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It's not real.

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Very strange, the future.

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Of course you realise in the future I've
freed you.

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You have? Oh, yes.

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I'm very generous. In the future, we're
all like that.

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Generous giving.

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What a great place, Dad. And if I could
get the opal, I'd free you right now.

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That'd be great.

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Would be, but we couldn't let it do
that, son.

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Why ever not, Bruce? I mean, it's your
fondest wish to be free, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah, it is, but... Well, if we're
free now, it'll change the past.

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No, no, we've got to go back.

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It's

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not

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real either, Murray.

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This unreal thing, it's big in the
future?

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We're running out of time.

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What else you do around here, future
master?

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fall to you.

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And then what?

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Well, then you hit it back to me.

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And then what?

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Well, then I hit it back to you and we
just keep going.

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Is that logical in the future?

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I don't know. I only got a C for logic.

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Who are these blokes?

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Best pieces. That's another game. You'll
love this. What you have to do is try

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and deal your opponent's queen.

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Got it!

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No, it does.

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Give it back.

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It's a good game.

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Now,

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these red ones taste a bit like
cherries. I would like to make a special

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treat for you, darling.

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Thank you.

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All right, the leggy folks, for the real
bush tucker expert, Conrad. I have some

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urgent business to discuss with my
executive co -director.

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Well, I told you where to get it, but
did I tell you how bush tucker got its

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name? Eh?

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Darlene, there is a pounding in my
chest.

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Interjected? Nah.

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Darlene, I've got these for you.

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Don't say nothing.

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I wasn't going to.

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Oh, there's not a lot of choice around
here. I looked everywhere. These are for

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you, my desert bloom.

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I found them growing wild.

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But they have not a patch on your
beauty.

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Thanks, Pierre.

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You're beautiful.

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Am I wrong?

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You see, the correct diet is absolutely
essential.

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After all, you are what you eat. The
chaps in my support group said that

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me a baked jam roly -poly.

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Are you sure you don't want anything to
eat?

254
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,230
Oh, thank you. We donate.

255
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:27,610
What? Much.

256
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,560
Oh, are you on a cleansing diet?

257
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,660
Um, yeah, sort of.

258
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,460
Have you been on it for long?

259
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,020
Thousands of years.

260
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,680
Well, it's very cleansing.

261
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,920
Well, well, though, I... Murray, it's
nearly sundown. I need you to fix my

262
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,360
I don't want Mummy to be squished.

263
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,499
Get through.

264
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,660
Ask Martha to help me around the future
market, will you?

265
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,140
But what am I going to do?

266
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,540
I still haven't decided what I'm going
to wear to parents' evening tonight.

267
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,540
I suppose that Martha should get
together.

268
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080
I wish I could help you.

269
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,100
In the end, I felt solution. I went on
two diets at once.

270
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,940
Well, I just walked and gave you another
one.

271
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,520
It was all a complete disaster.

272
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:12,060
I just want to tell you that I'm really
sorry about kicking all your friends.

273
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,880
Would you like to see where you once
lived? You know, see what it looks like

274
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,140
today? That'd be great.

275
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:20,220
Apparently I did do it, so, you know,
sorry if I hurt you.

276
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,620
Are you ready, Dad?

277
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,900
Oh, this is very disturbing, Ruth.

278
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,480
I'm...

279
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:35,050
Goodness, some diets are so light that
people vanish right before your eye.

280
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,670
Smell the eucalyptus.

281
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,380
Logically, we should have more time
until the sunset.

282
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,060
Oh, uh, 67 minutes exactly.

283
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,020
Then we go back to the past.

284
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:19,560
So, we've got exactly 67 minutes to stop
Mummy from being, well, you know, to

285
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,500
stop her from being... Squashed?

286
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,300
Please, Rose.

287
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,080
Sorry, sorry, you have to save her.

288
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,120
I'm really looking forward to meeting
her when we're back here in a thousand

289
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,120
years.

290
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,720
Hope she'll wait for me.

291
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:42,670
Dad. That frog thinks he's going to
stand in the

292
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,350
way of true love. He's got another thing
coming.

293
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,430
Darlene.

294
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,690
Darlene.

295
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:04,010
I am deeply in love with you.

296
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:09,020
There. And I'm asking you to be my wife.

297
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:12,720
You haven't been eating those purple
bells, have you? Why?

298
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,020
I'll make you ill.

299
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,079
Oh, no.

300
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,260
Excusez -moi.

301
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:20,980
Excuse me. We are having a very private,
very personal moment.

302
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:26,280
I want to know if Darlene is free
tonight for a moonlight stroll.

303
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,100
I don't think so, mate. I have just
proposed a marriage.

304
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:39,040
The red ones are edible, but those green
leaves aren't.

305
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,020
All right, you got this? The reds are
go, the greens are not.

306
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240
Harry,

307
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,540
if you let them dry for a week, then you
can crush them up and use them as the

308
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,380
seasoning over, say, smoked guano.

309
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,980
I can cook that for the dinner.

310
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,940
No, thank you. We've already eaten.

311
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,660
Oh, the English, as they eat at their
rate.

312
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,640
You'd be in trouble, wouldn't you?

313
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,320
Yeah? Oh, Murray, gone a long way.

314
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:11,160
You look just like your great -great
-grandmother from a long time ago.

315
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,380
Thank you.

316
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,840
Hang on. Hang on.

317
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,320
There's something going on between you
two.

318
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,940
First the frog, and now you've got this
other bloke on the side. Oh, come on,

319
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,940
Otto. We're family.

320
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,200
And she's like my great -great, you
know?

321
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,670
You're a great granddaughter.

322
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,710
I can't believe this. I'm pouring out my
heart to you, Darlene, and all the

323
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,450
while you're flirting with a frog and
tearing on this other bloke. But I've

324
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,450
never seen him before.

325
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:41,010
There's obviously a lot of this kissing
other people behind each other's backs

326
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:42,010
happening in the future.

327
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,170
Right. Okay.

328
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,450
Right, pal.

329
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,609
That's it.

330
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:47,930
I'm calling you out.

331
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:50,870
No one comes and chases my girl.

332
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,750
Would you like me to hold the herbal? He
might break it. Sure, I'll have a go.

333
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,250
Would you? Oh, yes, of course.

334
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,200
Come on, listen, I'm serious.

335
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:02,080
No one steals my girl. You're history,
pal.

336
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,140
I thought it was the best thing to do.

337
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,860
If this is how people behave around
here, in my home, you'd all better leave

338
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,860
right now.

339
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:20,300
Because of true love, she never runs
smooth.

340
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,420
What does one wear to a parent's
evening, Mothy?

341
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320
Don't appear too hard.

342
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,000
Or too soft.

343
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,500
Or too formal.

344
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,800
Or too casual.

345
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,680
I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

346
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,520
I think I might just have a lie down
myself.

347
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,640
I had the strangest dream.

348
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,560
I dreamt we were in the future.

349
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:56,570
Hey, where's my apple?

350
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,130
You can't keep it, sister.

351
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,810
Bad things will happen.

352
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:07,050
I'm sorry. You seem like a nice chap and
everything, but I've got to save Bummy.

353
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,190
It's the only way.

354
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:09,590
We'll have to go back without you.

355
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,870
Perhaps I can come and visit you
sometime.

356
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,190
Don't give me that apple. You'll have to
visit anybody.

357
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,550
Oh, no.

358
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,610
It's sunset.

359
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,190
If Murray goes back without the ocelot,
he won't have it anymore.

360
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:29,050
It's really brutal. I mean, is that
logical?

361
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,289
It's obvious.

362
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,710
Then you won't be able to pass it on to
the next master.

363
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,910
Obviously. And everything will be
different from then on?

364
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,450
Your parents might never meet.

365
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:42,050
And you'll never be a master. Because I
might never be born.

366
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,290
Murray!

367
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,470
It's too late.

368
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,250
I'll never meet Diana again.

369
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:54,870
We need a wish.

370
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,230
We'll have to chase the sun.

371
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,150
Of course. I wish to be where the sun
hasn't set yet.

372
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,750
West of here.

373
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:11,210
Oh, Murray, I wish you'd come back.

374
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:12,890
What?

375
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,970
Mum's been calling me to dinner for a
thousand years.

376
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,250
She's going to kill me. I've got to get
home.

377
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:21,290
If I give you this, does that mean my
opal and my genies will come back when

378
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,089
you've gone?

379
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:24,670
I hope so, as long as you haven't
changed anything in the past already.

380
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:29,530
Here, it's the only logical thing to do.
I don't want to ruin the past as well

381
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:30,530
as the future.

382
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,130
I look forward to seeing you in the past
sometime.

383
00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,810
Bye! I'll see you in the past, Mr
Master.

384
00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,090
Bye!

385
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,180
Say, she's mildly upset, wouldn't you,
Beth?

386
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,700
I'd say so, Dad.

387
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,460
Are you the real thing?

388
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,960
Us?

389
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
What about you?

390
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,020
You're not usually happy to see us.

391
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,960
I am now. I wish to stop the meteor from
hitting my school tonight.

392
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,900
Done? Do you want it to burn down or
something instead?

393
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,940
No, no, I'm happy with things just the
way they are.

394
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:28,530
So beautiful.

395
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:30,870
Stop telling me that.

396
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:34,870
What's that like?

397
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:38,590
Pierre gave me the flick.

398
00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:43,250
Pierre? He just wanted me for my bush
tucker recipes.

399
00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:49,070
Men always use you up and spit you out.
Oh, I know exactly what you mean.

400
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,530
It's shocking, isn't it?

401
00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:56,690
You've got beautiful ears.

402
00:22:58,639 --> 00:22:59,760
Go on, darling.

403
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,180
Plant one on me.

404
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,800
Oh, well.

405
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,260
From every heartbreak, something is
gained.

406
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,920
I now know how to use a frying pan.

407
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,400
Home. And everything seems normal.

408
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,980
So Mari must be safely back in his own
time with his opal.

409
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,320
Well, that's logical.

410
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:26,220
And we're all still here, so I didn't
change the part after all.

411
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:30,890
Well, that seems logical, too. So I'm a
pretty clever girl to have gotten us out

412
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:31,890
of that mess, eh?

413
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,870
Well, that'd be logical to you.

414
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:40,470
I've learned so much about logic, time
and space.

415
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:43,130
Everything we do has an effect on
everything else.

416
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:45,990
That's why I have to be so very, very
careful with my wishes.

417
00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:48,850
Luckily, I got an A for logic, so it's
all quite simple.

418
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:50,630
I thought she got a C.

419
00:23:52,870 --> 00:23:54,490
Which brings me to my next wish.

420
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:11,000
I'm the genie, you're the master. That's
right. I'm the master, you're my genie.

421
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,580
You belong to me. Yes.

422
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,760
I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

423
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,540
Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

424
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:26,040
Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

425
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,840
Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

426
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,940
Genie, genie, from down the...

427
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,000
Make my wish come true.

428
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,400
Dream on.

429
00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:46,820
I wish you'd do what I want you to.

430
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,320
Oh, yeah, all right, dear.

431
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:52,920
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